Things You Shouldn't Do In A London Café....
....When You Have WiFi Access
1) Take your laptop out proudly in full view of male Hongkies (Hong Kong) as they will bombard you with a million questions about your equipment and how much you got it for.
2) Break into a sudden massive hysteria of laughter from chatting with other bloggers online.
3) Leave the laptop-speaker-volume on full blast when you play your favourite Malay MP3 file, when the people around you have never heard the likes of Misha Omar before in their life.
4) Click on an unknown web-link provided by your online friends, only to find out that it brings you to an adult site, much to the amusement of those sitting beside and behind you.
5) Frantically and manically try to close all the obscene adverts that suddenly keeps popping up when you visit the adult site by accident, without making sure your Cappuccino is within safe distance of your elbow.
6) Decide to test your webcam over a WiFi connection and proceed to set it up very peculiarly in full public view of other obnoxious English Café patrons.
7) Point your webcam to the Café counter so that your mates online can check out the ladies (Hans you owe me big time for this).
8) Let the lady sitting next to you see what mischief you were up to, and not leg it immediately upon noticing her reporting it to the Café vendor.
9) Argue loudly with the Café vendor to deny that you have performed an act of voyeurism on her employees.
10) Annoy the Café vendor even more when you have a huge problem coping with her strong Italian accent.
Believe me, it has been rather an exciting day!
1) Take your laptop out proudly in full view of male Hongkies (Hong Kong) as they will bombard you with a million questions about your equipment and how much you got it for.
2) Break into a sudden massive hysteria of laughter from chatting with other bloggers online.
3) Leave the laptop-speaker-volume on full blast when you play your favourite Malay MP3 file, when the people around you have never heard the likes of Misha Omar before in their life.
4) Click on an unknown web-link provided by your online friends, only to find out that it brings you to an adult site, much to the amusement of those sitting beside and behind you.
5) Frantically and manically try to close all the obscene adverts that suddenly keeps popping up when you visit the adult site by accident, without making sure your Cappuccino is within safe distance of your elbow.
6) Decide to test your webcam over a WiFi connection and proceed to set it up very peculiarly in full public view of other obnoxious English Café patrons.
7) Point your webcam to the Café counter so that your mates online can check out the ladies (Hans you owe me big time for this).
8) Let the lady sitting next to you see what mischief you were up to, and not leg it immediately upon noticing her reporting it to the Café vendor.
9) Argue loudly with the Café vendor to deny that you have performed an act of voyeurism on her employees.
10) Annoy the Café vendor even more when you have a huge problem coping with her strong Italian accent.
Believe me, it has been rather an exciting day!
posted by iJun at 11:31 pm
