The Obstinate Stool

Come out, come out, you obstinate stool!
I’m getting impatient, I’m losing my cool
Why must you take me for a fool?
You’re befitting that of a common mule


Come out, come out, you ridiculous turd!
Maybe you and I ought to have a word
You’re being silly, you’re being absurd
Is this my curse for being a computer nerd?


Come out, come out, you difficult poop!
Don’t make me go there with a scoop
How long must I maintain this difficult stoop?
It won’t be long now before you finally droop



*plop*