Motorists that irritate me

AAARRGGGHHHHHH!!! Why do we have such a variety of loonies on the road? Maybe I'm just feeling a bit stroppy today but there must be at least three different motorists I came across this morning that should be banned from driving!!

Let's see what've got:

1. Drivers who never use their signal indicator (they just turn whenever they please)
2. Drivers who frequently hit the brakes (when there is clearly nothing ahead of them)
3. Drivers whose brake lights do not work (and you come very close to running into them)
4. Drivers who can't make up their minds which lane they should be on (and hog both lanes)
5. Drivers who cuts infront of you and brake (forcing yourself to frantically hit the brakes)
6. Drivers who are obviously too elderly to drive (pacing at 5mph)
7. Drivers who furiously chat on their mobile without a hands-free (and drive like a drunkard)
8. Drivers who are really drunk!

Any more?

If you fall into any of the categories above (yours truly included), please please please PLEASE be more considerate to others! Stay off the road!